Episode 119
2026 GRAZIE DI CUORE MARIE RECORDED AUGUST 9 2022
Transcript
It may take some time, but
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:This is a whole book of things I
want you to know when everything
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:feels terrible from me.
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:And I'll probably have to do this
in sections, so let's get started.
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:Number one, I'm here any
time you want to vent.
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:Number two, you can always
count on me to make you laugh.
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:Let's see if I do these in order.
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:So making you laugh.
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:Number three, I may not always
have the right words, but
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:I promise to listen to you.
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:Number four, you are the
most magnetic person I know
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:And we'll just do them five at
a time 'cause it takes forever.
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:Five.
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:Your personality is so beautiful
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:Number six, it's okay to feel
any way you want right now.
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:Number seven, nothing can take
away how interesting you are.
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:Number eight, you have permission to
drive braille as long as you need to.
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:Number nine, lying on the couch
eating pizza is a worthy pursuit.
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:And number ten, it's totally
acceptable to hate Uranus right now
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:Okay, we're far from over.
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:Number 11, don't worry about
being a hoarder of business cards.
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:Number 12, you're doing such a
unique job of being a person.
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:Number 13, spending time with you
makes me feel like a homegirl.
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:Number 14, I always smile when I
think about your podcasting voice
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:Number 15.
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:I wish I could take away your
frustration with illness.
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:Yeah, I know you thought
it was something else.
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:Number 16.
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:If I won the lottery, I'd buy you a VW
barge/dinghy to podcast from and live on.
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:Number 17.
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:I love listening to you talk about
your ideas, business and personal
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:Are you tired of my silliness yet?
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:Well, I hope not, 'cause we got a way to
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:go.
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:Number 18, your laughter
is priceless to me.
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:Number 19, you deserve a
medal for pussy patience
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:Number 20.
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:I wish I could go to New York
on the next person who tells you
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:everything happens for a reason.
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:Number 21.
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:I can't take the pain away, but I can
distract you with my terrible jokes.
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:And that's the truth.
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:Well, can't even distract you with
not being able to turn the pages.
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:Number 22.
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:We'll get through this together
with the help of margarita
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:Okay, we're on the last home stretch.
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:Number twenty-three, I think
you're genius no matter what.
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:Number twenty-four, I love to crack
jokes, talk about food, and listen
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:to your stories and dreams with you.
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:Number twenty-five, I have so much
respect for the way you are so driven
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:I don't know.
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:We might not get through
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:number 26.
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:Your pasta eating skills amazes me.
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:Almost there.
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:Oh.
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:27, I wish I could get you a year's
supply of whatever your heart desires…
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:Number 28, when you're feeling down, I
invite you to picture me next to you.
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:Aw.
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:Number 29, never forget how brave,
strong, and only human you are
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:Happy birthday.
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:Hope you enjoyed my cute little videos
